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All "British Arctic Territory" flags are hoaxes, developed by Clay Moss et al. on April Fools' Days
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![[British Arctic Territory hoax]](../images/g/gb!batbc.gif) image by Miles Li, 1 April 2024
 
image by Miles Li, 1 April 2024
The British Arctic Territory Army has no distinctive flag, but uses the 
normal British Arctic Territory Blue Ensign instead. However its seniormost 
officer, which currently holds the rank of Brigadier, does use a distinguishing 
flag of a Brigade Commander, of the standard British pattern: a blue triangular 
flag, proportions 2:3, defaced with a formation badge (in this case the BAT 
coat-of-arms in a white circle).
Miles Li, 1 April 2024
The BAT Air Force flag and Civil Air Ensign were introduced on 12 March, 
1996. I'm aware that the bears are still hovering, but in this case, it's most 
appropriate. The bear in the Air Force flag is red from sunburn at high 
altitude, and it coincidentally makes the BATAF flag appear to be related to the 
RAF flag. Before the sunburn incident, the roundel appeared to be sort of 
Scottish.
Clay Moss, 6 April 2005
![[British Arctic Territory hoax]](../images/g/gb!batfog.gif) image 
by Clay Moss, 1 April 2017
 
image 
by Clay Moss, 1 April 2017
The British Arctic Air Force is getting some much needed assistance from the 
Royal Air Force, Royal Australian Air Force, (formerly the British Arctic Royal 
Australian Air force), and the US Air Force. Each of these air forces has agreed 
to assist the BAT in training its Air Force pilots and technicians. From this 
point forward, any aircraft that is involved in training BAT pilots will wear 
the special distinguishing BAT Training roundel. Additionally, the newly 
approved BAT Flight Orientation Group BATFOG flag or ensign will be flown at 
station when any BAAF flight training operation is under way.
Clay Moss, 1 April 2017
The last issue I received of the VABAT Journal "The Royal Seagull" had an 
extra blank page tucked in. As I looked at it I thought I saw an impression of 
the word Navy, bringing back my own glorious Navy days. So I took a pencil to 
run over the page to highlight the letters.
It seemed to be a reference 
to the BAT Navy being very upset about all the attention the Air Force was 
getting. So they were in super-secret research to build a BAT submarine. Many 
words were indecipherable, but it looked like the dispute was to reject the 
whale shape and instead have a trout shaped submarine called Schubert (or was it 
Sherbert? I couldn't tell). Of course, that was rejected and it now will look 
like the Ogcocephalus Darwin, the Batfish. The delays were how to fit a 
ping pong table and bowling alley inside. 
The biggest argument was about 
the color of the flag and how it should fly underwater. That's all I could read. 
Hope I'm not revealing any BAT secrets.
Lee Herold, 1 April 2017
![[British Arctic Territory hoax]](../images/g/gb!batman.gif) image 
by Clay Moss, 1 April 2017
 
image 
by Clay Moss, 1 April 2017
A very hush hush group being formed within the BAT military establishment. 
They are calling themselves the BAT Medical Air Network, BATMAN.
 What 
little we know is that the group's mission is medical and global in nature. We 
also know that the Association of Men named Clark Kent, AMCK generously donated 
vast resources, allowing the group to go into action rather quickly. Yep, they 
have a flag. Can you guess which one it is?
 Clay Moss, 1 April 2017
I can say though that both wings of BATMAN are taking front and center here, 
involved in activities that are very “hush-hush”. So, BAT Batman flags can be 
seen displayed in front of most homes here in Alert.
Clay Moss, 1 
April 2022
 ![[British Arctic Territory hoax]](../images/g/gb!batnerd.gif) image 
by Clay Moss, 24 March 2021
 
image 
by Clay Moss, 24 March 2021
 The BAT is now a member of the NWS, or Nuclear Weaponed States, although 
we're only a humble territory. A couple of high school kids got us there, 
(accidentally), building a soda can sized bomb. 
Someone did ask how the 
BAT might deliver a nuclear warhead if it ever became necessary. Well, the same 
three kids who built the BATbomb, are avid Estes rocket enthusiasts. And before 
they ever built the bomb, they had figured out a way to fire a standard Estes 
model rocket 12,000 nautical miles. How they do that is a bigger territorial 
secret than how they built the BATbomb. 
Can you imagine the global fear 
that must resonate through the BAT’s potential enemies, knowing that the BAT can 
deliver a nuclear warhead, the size of a soda can or smaller, using a cardboard 
rocket? Absolutely zero radar signature, and virtually no rocket exhaust to 
detect.
As a result of our new found, (now year old ), status, the BAT 
Nuclear Energy Regulatory Department, or BATNERD was founded, and thus, its blue 
ensign.
 Clay Moss, 
24 March 2021
 ![[British Arctic Territory hoax]](../images/g/gb!batman2.gif) image 
by Clay Moss, 24 March 2021
 
image 
by Clay Moss, 24 March 2021
When one becomes a nuclear power, lots 
of other stuff takes place via a domino affect, and another BAT department was 
created. BATMAN. Now, those of you familiar with the BAT Medical Air Network 
BATMAN, may wonder what's going on. We don't know precisely, as the new top 
secret BATMAN, is the BAT Military Air Network, Their BATMAN flag is simply 
missing the Staff of Aesculapius.
 Clay Moss, 
24 March 2021
I'm aware that some will believe that the arms of the cross on the BAT's 
civil air flag are too skinny. They are if compared to Britain's
Civil Air Ensign. However, my illustration 
corresponds exactly in specification to the UK Civil Air Ensign in my 
collection. 
Clay Moss, 6 April 2005
It has become necessary to identify the stationing of air wing commanders
as BAAF units are deployed globally. The BAAF wing commanders flag also
became
official yesterday 1 April, 2006.
Clay Moss, 2 April 2006
Our version of the Royal Fleets Auxiliary is hoisted over only one ship at 
the moment. The HMS Narwhal currently serves with distinction here in the 
Straits of Malacca and has recently assisted in minor humanitarian relief duty. 
Like many Confederate Naval ships, the Narwhal has never seen its own home 
waters. I will send a picture soon, but you must promise not to laugh.
Clay Moss, 6 April 2005
![[British Arctic Territory hoax]](../images/g/gb!batrfa_j.gif) image by Peter Hans van den Muijzenberg, 1 April 2013
 
image by Peter Hans van den Muijzenberg, 1 April 2013
Technically, the BAT Blue ensign may be accompanied by a jack along with the 
Royal Fleets Auxiliary ensign.
Clay Moss, 21 October 2008
![[British Arctic Territory hoax]](../images/g/gb!batth.gif) image by Miles Li, 1 April 2015
 
image by Miles Li, 1 April 2015
Apart from providing the same services as its English counterpart 
(lighthouses, buoys, deep sea pilots), it also operates an all-important fleet 
of icebreakers. Unlike its English counterpart though, vessels of the British 
Arctic Territory Trinity House does not have its own ensign, but fly the normal 
British Arctic Territory Blue Ensign instead.
Miles 
Li, 1 April 2015
The BATTH has applied for permission to use their flag as a jack when their 
fleet of ice breakers is at sea and in port. The DoV should rule on the request 
at any time.
Clay Moss, 1 April 2015
Here is the reply from the Admiralty:
"Please be advised that it is not 
necessary to seek official permission for BATTH icebreakers to fly the BATTH 
flag as a jack. It is a long-standing and accepted custom for ships to fly their 
appropriate house flags as jacks while in port or while dressing ship, and there 
is no law preventing the BATTH from doing the same."
Miles Li, 1 
April 2015
Dear Prime Minister,
   We are in receipt of your request of 
today’s date with regard to the flying of the territory’s flag as a jack by 
vessels in Government service, and would draw your attention to the Warrant 
which authorized the flying of a defaced blue ensign by such vessels. This 
warrant specifically also authorizes the flying of an accompanying defaced blue 
jack. It should be noted that such jacks are traditionally square with a 
defacement as per their accompanying ensign.
   Trusting that this 
is sufficient for your requirements, I remain,
   Respectfully 
yours on Behalf of Her Majesty’s Government
Christopher Southworth (DoV 
author), 1 April 2015